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10:18 a.m. :: 2003-09-12 This is quite different... Dont be alarmed i got bored ;) It was a crazy night, the flowers were chirping and the fish were running ramped in the Amazon. Which no doubt was 15 thousand kilometres away from the closest bakery. So when Z and T went to the bakery they were astounded when the found out just exactly how much ice cream got let loose in the world. The sun was smiling on them that day as the ice cream was in full form and was definitely beyond the expectations of the two baboons they really were. They decided to make a quick stop at the pub. And with good reason! It was skimpies!!!! And Z was always into that sort of thing. As they walked inside T fell back. He got smacked in the face with a large pair of boobs. He was in a daze and why wouldn't he be! Silicon can send u sterile. They got inside and T went over to the bar. "A New Brew for you sir?", "Yes Please", T got handed one of the finest beers on the production line today. It was quite the mixture. From a banana base it gave it a smooth creamy taste. It was described by women's weekly to be the closest thing to 3rd base. T and Z got a glass each and sat down at the table closest to the toilets. Thank god they did because the next stripper to come out was no other that their friend James. Did they miss him! Well T didn't he was quite keen with his beer goggles. And well Z. She ran and ran. And ran. And ran. Over hills mountains and over head. Which was the worst. Why would anyone deny head? Unless it was carrot like.. I mean shit I've got some pretty bad head in my time namely the carrot/cheese grater treatment. Nothing worse. Anyways. Z ran and ran and before she knew it she was at the slope of the biggest mountain in the world. What was she to do? She looked around and spotted a sign below it there was a chest. Inside the chest was a scroll, the scroll read " She who ventures up this mountain will get banged.. GANG BANGED" ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!.. Yes she sped up the mountain quite like a rx8. When she got to the top she was disturbed. There was no one around. No one to be seen within the 15 million thousand gazillion kilometres to the Amazon where the fish were running ramped. Until. BOOF BOOF BOOF Out of a cave came the most shittest looking thing ever recorded in the guiness book of shittest looking things. It was 2 foot tall, it had an E Commerce book, and it had an attitude problem.. But it still wanted to get laid. Z took one look and said "eh? Hmmm hummm phhh" But from previous experience with these types of people she decided to do no less that practice for the carnival next week in where she could win a fish flavoured hair clip used by the great Jemma Jameson. She picked him up and swallowed him whole. And no... Not in the mouth. I tell you what.. I got a phone call from him last week and he was quite confused that he'd been where the sun don't shine for the past 3 months yet he was still tanned as ever. Ever since that day Z has walked like well like... we'll leave it there. -----Meanwhile----- Pump Pump Pump, T was quite enjoying the feeling of a pencil case up his bageebe. James was intreged it wasn't everyday he met a compulsive gambler with nothing to loose but his virginity. Yes its true T was 53 and still a virgin. One of lifes sweet ironies. The "BIG BLOKE" of the group in high school, but really the "BIG QUEER" he liked it in the butt. But he liked it interesting He made James wear a police hat, a jockey jumper and a bombers scarf so he could make a cherry pie. Funny things cherry pies. They were inspired by the great cherry fruit. With the inclination of them being warm and pasteurised. With a cherry bits and araldite nothing quite sticks to you. Speaking of araldite it is quite possible that sorry I got side tracked Z and T met up again 3 weeks later as they couldn't quite figure out what it was that kept them a part. Their office (that's right they worked together) was trashed when they got home and realised it was the comdek and their nazi friend Barry in to kill the people who failed and passed because they boned his dog. Sorry but I have writing block Maybe it's the mouse. I can't click anywhere cya Did you miss...? |
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