10:18 a.m. :: 2003-09-12
Not your usual sex story.. WOOHOO!
This is quite different...
Dont be alarmed i got bored ;)
It was a crazy night, the flowers were chirping and the fish were running
ramped in the Amazon. Which no doubt was 15 thousand kilometres away from
the closest bakery. So when Z and T went to the bakery they were astounded
when the found out just exactly how much ice cream got let loose in the
world.
The sun was smiling on them that day as the ice cream was in full form and
was definitely beyond the expectations of the two baboons they really were.
They decided to make a quick stop at the pub. And with good reason! It was
skimpies!!!! And Z was always into that sort of thing. As they walked
inside T fell back. He got smacked in the face with a large pair of boobs.
He was in a daze and why wouldn't he be! Silicon can send u sterile.
They got inside and T went over to the bar. "A New Brew for you sir?", "Yes
Please", T got handed one of the finest beers on the production line today.
It was quite the mixture. From a banana base it gave it a smooth creamy
taste. It was described by women's weekly to be the closest thing to 3rd
base.
T and Z got a glass each and sat down at the table closest to the toilets.
Thank god they did because the next stripper to come out was no other that
their friend James. Did they miss him! Well T didn't he was quite keen with
his beer goggles. And well Z. She ran and ran. And ran. And ran. Over hills
mountains and over head. Which was the worst. Why would anyone deny head?
Unless it was carrot like.. I mean shit I've got some pretty bad head in my
time namely the carrot/cheese grater treatment. Nothing worse. Anyways.
Z ran and ran and before she knew it she was at the slope of the biggest
mountain in the world. What was she to do? She looked around and spotted a
sign below it there was a chest. Inside the chest was a scroll, the scroll
read
" She who ventures up this mountain will get banged.. GANG BANGED"
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!.. Yes she sped up the mountain quite like a rx8. When she
got to the top she was disturbed. There was no one around. No one to be seen
within the 15 million thousand gazillion kilometres to the Amazon where the
fish were running ramped. Until.
BOOF
BOOF
BOOF
Out of a cave came the most shittest looking thing ever recorded in the
guiness book of shittest looking things. It was 2 foot tall, it had an E
Commerce book, and it had an attitude problem.. But it still wanted to get
laid.
Z took one look and said "eh? Hmmm hummm phhh"
But from previous experience with these types of people she decided to do no
less that practice for the carnival next week in where she could win a fish
flavoured hair clip used by the great Jemma Jameson. She picked him up and
swallowed him whole. And no... Not in the mouth.
I tell you what.. I got a phone call from him last week and he was quite
confused that he'd been where the sun don't shine for the past 3 months yet
he was still tanned as ever. Ever since that day Z has walked like well
like... we'll leave it there.
-----Meanwhile-----
Pump Pump Pump, T was quite enjoying the feeling of a pencil case up his
bageebe. James was intreged it wasn't everyday he met a compulsive gambler
with nothing to loose but his virginity. Yes its true T was 53 and still a
virgin. One of lifes sweet ironies. The "BIG BLOKE" of the group in high
school, but really the "BIG QUEER" he liked it in the butt. But he liked it
interesting
He made James wear a police hat, a jockey jumper and a bombers scarf so he
could make a cherry pie. Funny things cherry pies.
They were inspired by the great cherry fruit. With the inclination of them
being warm and pasteurised. With a cherry bits and araldite nothing quite
sticks to you. Speaking of araldite it is quite possible that sorry I got
side tracked
Z and T met up again 3 weeks later as they couldn't quite figure out what it
was that kept them a part. Their office (that's right they worked together)
was trashed when they got home and realised it was the comdek and their nazi
friend Barry in to kill the people who failed and passed because they boned
his dog.
Sorry but I have writing block
Maybe it's the mouse. I can't click anywhere
cya
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